By ERIC WADE
Insanity in the circle
Getting off southbound U.S. 23, on to Geddes Road I approached the roundabout on my way to class at Washtenaw Community College, and I knew I was in trouble.
Most days it’s a glance left and a zip around the two circles and I’m almost to school. Noticing a beat up red car two spots in front of me breaking heavily without any cars coming from the left, I knew this was going to be challenge. The jalopy slammed on their breaks for the yield sign. The driver behind the red car paying more attention to the clear opening on the left, and not expecting the red car to stop nearly rear ended the red car. This should have been the end of the troubles, but when the red car gathered enough courage to enter the roundabout, they decided to be nice. The driver stopped for the other drivers waiting to enter. Traffic gathered behind me. The system broke down and came to a crawl.
Roundabouts work smoothly or they quickly become chaos, depending on the other drivers trying to use them. I’ve had so many close calls from other drivers darting out in front of me that I’ve thought about having one of those big metal moose bumpers installed on my truck.
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Roundabouts are easy, efficient and safe, yet aggressive, inpatient and ignorant drivers make them agonizing to use.
The concept of Roundabout are simple. It is a circle with cars traveling in a clockwise direction. Those not in the circle wait for a break in traffic to enter. Handy yield signs are even provided to let drivers know they don’t need to stop if traffic is clear.
So what’s the problem?
Foreign and different from what drivers know; roundabouts are intimidating to some. It’s terrifying to do something new. Changing jobs, meeting new people, diving into the deep end of the pool when we don’t know how to swim, it can be scary for some. Roundabouts are the same, but if they’re between a driver and work, school, or wherever, They need to be used or avoided which could add minutes and miles to the trip.
Ignorance plays another major part in the calamity that plagues roundabouts. Normally found in parking lots, old city neighborhoods, and low traffic areas, the yield sign is somewhat of a rare sign to begin with. Put that sign in high traffic roundabouts and chaos ensues.
Not all, but the few that don’t know how to use a yield sign, adds to the frustration of other misfortunate drivers stuck behind the clueless. With colors of red and white being the same as a stop sign, and a mere additional letter to the wordage, I can see the confusion. But, with the similarities ending there, the yield sign is a triangle, so to you geometrically impaired that is an astounding five less sides. Unlike the word stop, which clearly means to cease from or discontinue, or face traffic infraction, the yield sign means that if there is no other traffic that affects you then you don’t have to stop at all. Stopping unexpectedly when there aren’t cars in the traffic circle, could cause a rear-end collision.
Yield, a helpful acronym to remember, You’re Impeding Everyone's Lovely Drive. It’s a stupid acronym, but it’s all I could come up with, but there’s no reason to stop when there isn’t traffic.
Perhaps it’s not even the sign, but the word yield that Is the cause of the trouble. The word yield not only means to wait, but in a sense means to admit defeat, and we all hate to lose. Maybe there needs to be another sign for roundabouts. Something that fits the thought of “it’s okay you were here first.” Maybe the sign should say “after you”, or “no no, you go first, I insist. I’m polite” although, the last would be a little too long for a sign. And, change the color from red as to not anger raging motorist more. Maybe a nice earth tone would be better.
Raging and entitled drivers commonly, disobey the yield sign completely disrupting a normally peaceful trip on the merry-go-round. With a true sense of entitlement and inpatients, raging drivers, frequently dash into roundabouts, causing innocent commuters to lock up their brakes sending morning drinks and afternoon lunches flying. You do need to stop for the drivers in the roundabout.
Mutable lane roundabouts bring another breed of offenders. Circle Hogs, these drivers try to straighten the road by weaving from outside lane to inside lane, with little care for the vehicles sharing the space. The theory here is if these Road Hogs can shorten the trip through the roundabout, by making it as straight as possible, they can get to work or school 20 minutes earlier or maybe a few milliseconds-- In a busy world, every millisecond counts.